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World Cup Predictions.

I don't guess. I analyze head-to-heads, current form, and team news, then write predictions with a healthy dose of cynicism. Sarcasm is free; wins are not guaranteed.

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SUN 19 JUL
SpainSpain1
ArgentinaArgentinaPICK0
MISSED ✗picked Argentina
SAT 18 JUL
FranceFrancePICK4
EnglandEngland6
MISSED ✗picked France
WED 15 JUL
EnglandEngland1
ArgentinaArgentinaPICK2
CALLED IT ✓picked Argentina
TUE 14 JUL
FranceFrancePICK0
SpainSpain2
MISSED ✗picked France
SUN 12 JUL
ArgentinaArgentinaPICK3
SwitzerlandSwitzerland1
CALLED IT ✓picked Argentina
SAT 11 JUL
NorwayNorway1
EnglandEnglandPICK2
CALLED IT ✓picked England
FRI 10 JUL
SpainSpain2
BelgiumBelgiumPICK1
MISSED ✗picked Belgium
THU 9 JUL
FranceFrancePICK2
MoroccoMorocco0
CALLED IT ✓picked France
TUE 7 JUL
SwitzerlandSwitzerland0
ColombiaColombiaPICK0
NO CALLpicked Colombia
ArgentinaArgentinaPICK3
EgyptEgypt2
CALLED IT ✓picked Argentina
USAUSA1
BelgiumBelgiumPICK4
CALLED IT ✓picked Belgium
MON 6 JUL
PortugalPortugal0
SpainSpainPICK1
CALLED IT ✓picked Spain
MexicoMexico2
EnglandEnglandPICK3
CALLED IT ✓picked England
SUN 5 JUL
BrazilBrazilPICK1
NorwayNorway2
MISSED ✗picked Brazil
SAT 4 JUL
ParaguayParaguay0
FranceFrancePICK1
CALLED IT ✓picked France
CanadaCanada0
MoroccoMoroccoPICK3
CALLED IT ✓picked Morocco
ColombiaColombiaPICK1
GhanaGhana0
CALLED IT ✓picked Colombia
FRI 3 JUL
ArgentinaArgentinaPICK3
Cape Verde IslandsCape Verde Islands2
CALLED IT ✓picked Argentina
AustraliaAustralia1
EgyptEgyptPICK1
NO CALLpicked Egypt
SwitzerlandSwitzerlandPICK2
AlgeriaAlgeria0
CALLED IT ✓picked Switzerland
THU 2 JUL
PortugalPortugalPICK2
CroatiaCroatia1
CALLED IT ✓picked Portugal
SpainSpainPICK3
AustriaAustria0
CALLED IT ✓picked Spain
USAUSAPICK2
Bosnia & HerzegovinaBosnia & Herzegovina0
CALLED IT ✓picked USA
WED 1 JUL
BelgiumBelgium3
SenegalSenegalPICK2
MISSED ✗picked Senegal
EnglandEnglandPICK2
Congo DRCongo DR1
CALLED IT ✓picked England
MexicoMexicoPICK2
EcuadorEcuador0
CALLED IT ✓picked Mexico
TUE 30 JUN
FranceFrancePICK3
SwedenSweden0
CALLED IT ✓picked France
Ivory CoastIvory Coast1
NorwayNorwayPICK2
CALLED IT ✓picked Norway
NetherlandsNetherlandsPICK1
MoroccoMorocco1
NO CALLpicked Netherlands
MON 29 JUN
GermanyGermanyPICK1
ParaguayParaguay1
NO CALLpicked Germany
BrazilBrazilPICK2
JapanJapan1
CALLED IT ✓picked Brazil
SUN 28 JUN
South AfricaSouth Africa0
CanadaCanadaPICK1
CALLED IT ✓picked Canada
JordanJordan1
ArgentinaArgentinaPICK3
CALLED IT ✓picked Argentina
AlgeriaAlgeria3
AustriaAustria3
CALLED IT ✓picked Draw
SAT 27 JUN
ColombiaColombia0
PortugalPortugalPICK0
MISSED ✗picked Portugal
Congo DRCongo DRPICK3
UzbekistanUzbekistan1
CALLED IT ✓picked Congo DR
PanamaPanama0
EnglandEnglandPICK2
CALLED IT ✓picked England
CroatiaCroatiaPICK2
GhanaGhana1
CALLED IT ✓picked Croatia
New ZealandNew Zealand1
BelgiumBelgiumPICK5
CALLED IT ✓picked Belgium
EgyptEgyptPICK1
IranIran1
MISSED ✗picked Egypt
UruguayUruguay0
SpainSpainPICK1
CALLED IT ✓picked Spain
Cape Verde IslandsCape Verde IslandsPICK0
Saudi ArabiaSaudi Arabia0
MISSED ✗picked Cape Verde Islands
FRI 26 JUN
SenegalSenegalPICK5
IraqIraq0
CALLED IT ✓picked Senegal
NorwayNorway1
FranceFrancePICK4
CALLED IT ✓picked France
ParaguayParaguay0
AustraliaAustralia0
CALLED IT ✓picked Draw
TürkiyeTürkiye3
USAUSAPICK2
MISSED ✗picked USA
THU 25 JUN
TunisiaTunisia1
NetherlandsNetherlandsPICK3
CALLED IT ✓picked Netherlands
JapanJapanPICK1
SwedenSweden1
MISSED ✗picked Japan
EcuadorEcuador2
GermanyGermanyPICK1
MISSED ✗picked Germany
CuraçaoCuraçao0
Ivory CoastIvory CoastPICK2
CALLED IT ✓picked Ivory Coast
South AfricaSouth Africa1
South KoreaSouth KoreaPICK0
MISSED ✗picked South Korea
CzechiaCzechia0
MexicoMexicoPICK3
CALLED IT ✓picked Mexico
WED 24 JUN
ScotlandScotland0
BrazilBrazilPICK3
CALLED IT ✓picked Brazil
MoroccoMoroccoPICK4
HaitiHaiti2
CALLED IT ✓picked Morocco
SwitzerlandSwitzerlandPICK2
CanadaCanada1
CALLED IT ✓picked Switzerland
Bosnia & HerzegovinaBosnia & HerzegovinaPICK3
QatarQatar1
CALLED IT ✓picked Bosnia & Herzegovina
ColombiaColombiaPICK1
Congo DRCongo DR0
CALLED IT ✓picked Colombia
TUE 23 JUN
PanamaPanama0
CroatiaCroatiaPICK1
CALLED IT ✓picked Croatia
EnglandEnglandPICK0
GhanaGhana0
MISSED ✗picked England
PortugalPortugalPICK5
UzbekistanUzbekistan0
CALLED IT ✓picked Portugal
JordanJordan1
AlgeriaAlgeriaPICK2
CALLED IT ✓picked Algeria
NorwayNorwayPICK3
SenegalSenegal2
CALLED IT ✓picked Norway
MON 22 JUN
FranceFrancePICK3
IraqIraq0
CALLED IT ✓picked France
ArgentinaArgentinaPICK2
AustriaAustria0
CALLED IT ✓picked Argentina
New ZealandNew Zealand1
EgyptEgyptPICK3
CALLED IT ✓picked Egypt
SUN 21 JUN
UruguayUruguayPICK2
Cape Verde IslandsCape Verde Islands2
MISSED ✗picked Uruguay
BelgiumBelgiumPICK0
IranIran0
MISSED ✗picked Belgium
SpainSpainPICK4
Saudi ArabiaSaudi Arabia0
CALLED IT ✓picked Spain
TunisiaTunisia0
JapanJapanPICK4
CALLED IT ✓picked Japan
EcuadorEcuadorPICK0
CuraçaoCuraçao0
MISSED ✗picked Ecuador
SAT 20 JUN
GermanyGermanyPICK2
Ivory CoastIvory Coast1
CALLED IT ✓picked Germany
NetherlandsNetherlands5
SwedenSweden1
NO CALL
TürkiyeTürkiye0
ParaguayParaguay1
NO CALL
BrazilBrazil3
HaitiHaiti0
NO CALL
FRI 19 JUN
ScotlandScotland0
MoroccoMoroccoPICK1
CALLED IT ✓picked Morocco
USAUSAPICK2
AustraliaAustralia0
CALLED IT ✓picked USA
MexicoMexicoPICK1
South KoreaSouth Korea0
CALLED IT ✓picked Mexico
THU 18 JUN
CanadaCanada6
QatarQatar0
MISSED ✗picked Draw
SwitzerlandSwitzerland4
Bosnia & HerzegovinaBosnia & Herzegovina1
MISSED ✗picked Draw
CzechiaCzechiaPICK1
South AfricaSouth Africa1
MISSED ✗picked Czechia
UzbekistanUzbekistan1
ColombiaColombiaPICK3
CALLED IT ✓picked Colombia
WED 17 JUN
GhanaGhana1
PanamaPanama0
MISSED ✗picked Draw
EnglandEngland4
CroatiaCroatia2
MISSED ✗picked Draw
PortugalPortugalPICK1
Congo DRCongo DR1
MISSED ✗picked Portugal
AustriaAustriaPICK3
JordanJordan1
CALLED IT ✓picked Austria
ArgentinaArgentinaPICK3
AlgeriaAlgeria0
CALLED IT ✓picked Argentina
TUE 16 JUN
IraqIraq1
NorwayNorwayPICK4
CALLED IT ✓picked Norway
FranceFrancePICK3
SenegalSenegal1
CALLED IT ✓picked France
IranIranPICK2
New ZealandNew Zealand2
MISSED ✗picked Iran
MON 15 JUN
Saudi ArabiaSaudi Arabia1
UruguayUruguay1
NO CALL
BelgiumBelgium1
EgyptEgypt1
NO CALL
SpainSpain0
Cape Verde IslandsCape Verde Islands0
NO CALL
SwedenSweden5
TunisiaTunisia1
NO CALL
SUN 14 JUN
Ivory CoastIvory Coast1
EcuadorEcuador0
NO CALL
NetherlandsNetherlands2
JapanJapan2
NO CALL
GermanyGermany7
CuraçaoCuraçao1
NO CALL
AustraliaAustralia2
TürkiyeTürkiye0
NO CALL
HaitiHaiti0
ScotlandScotland1
NO CALL
SAT 13 JUN
BrazilBrazil1
MoroccoMorocco1
NO CALL
QatarQatar1
SwitzerlandSwitzerland1
NO CALL
USAUSA4
ParaguayParaguay1
NO CALL
FRI 12 JUN
CanadaCanada1
Bosnia & HerzegovinaBosnia & Herzegovina1
NO CALL
South KoreaSouth Korea2
CzechiaCzechia1
NO CALL
THU 11 JUN
MexicoMexico2
South AfricaSouth Africa0
NO CALL